It will likely sting and can cause serious damage to the skin there, allowing bacteria there to cause infection." "The skin on your penis is more delicate. And that’s when it was applied to the arm," she said. "Not only did the soaks not help, the treatment caused skin irritation and damage to the integrity of the skin barrier, increasing the risk of infection for these patients. Cooperman said that research on apple cider vinegar as a topical treatment for a skin condition called atopic dermatitis showed that it actually hurt the skin where it was applied. In fact, soaking your dick in vinegar could burn it. "There have been waves of claims around the benefits of apple cider vinegar and how it potentially helps with everything from diabetes to erectile dysfunction, but the research doesn’t support those claims." "There’s no evidence at all that apple cider vinegar will make your penis bigger, but you might end up with some serious damage down there if you try," Cooperman told me. Yael Cooperman, MD, medical editor for Ro Health Guide, recently addressed the folk remedy of taking apple cider vinegar for erectile dysfunction. The external approach: Is dunking your dick in apple cider vinegar a good idea? burn? A lot? What if you stuck it up your ass? I asked the experts. Could soaking one's penis in apple cider vinegar make it bigger? Wouldn't it. The thought that something from your cupboard could magically grant you a massive schlong is a tantalizing one. It's also pervasive in the erectile dysfunction remedy world: searching Google for "apple cider vinegar penis enlargement" brings up more sketchy-looking supplements and remedies. It might help a tiny bit with regulating blood sugar levels and killing salmonella on salad, but it won't cure cancer or lower blood pressure (although people misguidedly drink it for those reasons, too). In the works cited section for this video is a CBS article from 2008 that uses this incredible phrase to describe the autonomic nervous system, which also controls things like breathing and heart rate (and hard-ons), but is not a literal thinking brain inside the head of your penis. The pills claim to contains a bunch of "natural ingredients" that will "simply restores the natural function of your penis by working on the cellular level to re-activate the 'Penile Brain.'" The "PENIS BRAIN" motif repeats several times throughout the video and is absolutely hilarious every time he says it. The apple cider vinegar ads direct you to a very long video (I gave up after watching it for 40 minutes) narrated by a "couple's therapist" named Bill, who tells a winding tale of discovering the secrets to awakening the mind inside his dick for erections that (consensually) hobbled his wife. It's hard to say what they were selling years ago, but today, they're for a dick-pill called InstaHard. Amazing, if true.īut the product these ads are selling has nothing to do with apple cider vinegar.
"BOOM!" That veiny dick explodes straight-up erect, twangs back and forth, and shoots a load everywhere. The third version is a cartoon video, and takes an entirely different approach: a hand slips a tampon into the vinegar bottle until it's soaked, takes it out, and sticks it into a butt waiting nearby. In another version, a tiny hand pours apple cider vinegar over another dick-although this time it's way beyond average, because it's drawn bigger than the Bragg bottle, which is eight inches tall and about six inches wide. In one, an illustration of a disembodied, veiny dick is shoved into a Bragg's apple cider vinegar bottle, with the text above it saying, "This Weird Trick Makes Any Penis Increase by 65%." The dick is supposed to be huge, but it fits into the mouth of the vinegar bottle, which in real life is only about three inches in circumference (for the 16 ounce bottle). There are a couple different versions of this ad. Lately, that ad prominently featured Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar, and it suggests that the vinegar can make one's dick bigger and harder. It's completely discordant from both my viewing habits and base reality itself. Occasionally, however, an advertisement will follow me around that makes so little sense I can't help but notice it.